self-sabotage

-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.

-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.

-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.

Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.

Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!

by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011

self expression

to express ones self; the act of expressing yourself

uhh...self expression is good?

by Jenny September 17, 2003

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

self-absorbed

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.

Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.

by hfontana July 27, 2016

Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.

Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008

by Ezaa March 21, 2009

self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011