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pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.
by kittiekommittee July 25, 2023
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sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.
I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.
by Anxiously September 7, 2019
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Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
by bitchuck August 24, 2024
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mully girl scale

The retro version of the female rating scale where an actual 2 is a 10
Bill "Man she's a 10"

Henry *looks at girl with a butterface who would have an average rating or a 2 or less* "yea a 10 on the Mully girl scale"
by Mully girl scale July 13, 2016
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scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades
by supadoop June 7, 2016
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Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.
That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.
by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016
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Scale

A gathering of people with the name who's origin means "Justice" ie Justin, Justine, Justice, Justina, etc.
There's a Scale of Justice in my 1st period, 2 boys names Justin and and a girl namedJustine
by jm.milani February 4, 2023
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