WHAT ABOUT SALAD?

If someone says something you don't understand or just don't want to answer, a common thing the hip generation does is say "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

Acting like they didn't hear what they said.

Irrelevant person:"Do you wanna see my earwax collection?"
You: "WHAT ABOUT SALAD?"

by CUZYOLOLOLZ August 16, 2012

salad fingers

salad fingers is a silly man who is just trying to make it in this world of nettles and rusty spoons.

"i want to marry all you gorgeous taps"
"the feeling of rust agains my salad fingers is almost orgasmic"

by katy luke March 31, 2005

tossing the salad

Analingus. Specifically, mouth-to-anus contact of a sexual nature. Orgin often attributed to prison.

Person A: "How was your date last night?"
Person B: "Not bad, I took her home and we fooled around, but while I was eating her out she asked me to toss her salad too."

by i really shouldn't know this, but i do December 27, 2004

toss another's salad

to pleasure another by licking his or her anus

hey baby, I wanna toss your salad

by salad tongs March 6, 2005

tossing a salad

to eat a persons asshole with jelly or syrup. can be prior to or following anal sex.

tony tossed ryans salad, and his girl friend video taped.

by ell January 3, 2004

salamat

Salamat is a persian word for "health".
Salamat also means healthy in Persian.

In Persian:
Salamat Bashi
In English:
Stay healthy

by Saeid Shahraz December 27, 2006

salami

like a large peporoni but not spicy

i eat bagels with salami for breakfast

by xlizax August 21, 2008