by quacker207 March 21, 2011
Get the rusty rubberneck mug.Bend over and tuck your weiner between your legs, get someone to perform fellatio from behind you, and as you cum also release your bowels so as to let the mud slide down the shaft into the fellaters face and mouth.
alex was feeling frisky so he asked sue to give him a rusty mudslide and she said but I just brushed my teeth. Alex said I don't give a damn I wanna shat on your face.
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My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.
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Get the Rusty Lovin mug.Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.
"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
by Skoolp January 1, 2012
Get the Rusty Bayonette mug.When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
by xpartofitx January 17, 2012
Get the Rusty Dutch Oven mug.Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick October 16, 2012
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