Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

Reverse Reproduction

When a guy gives birth out his Penis

Did you Here about the case of reverse reproduction ...............nether did I

by I have no gender November 28, 2017

reverse tsundere

Opposite of tsundere. Someone who is nice at first but deep inside is actually a really mean person.

Ugh, I thought I had a chance to make a friend but turns out he was a reverse tsundere.

by ripetrash April 3, 2020

Reverse Mayflower

When the sex is so bad, she becomes a virgin again.

Girl, I slept with David last night and it was so bad that he reverse mayflowered me.

by ketaminebaby August 27, 2022

Reverse Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a turkey in ones anal cavity. It can be for pleasure or punishment

I walked in on my Grandma getting a Reverse Thanksgiving. I am scarred for life now

by the giver of thanks December 7, 2016

Reverse Runner

A reverse runner is an absolutely ridiculous act involving a customer or
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many

groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.

Travis and Andrew were that drunk from Mr potato head cocktails, that they ordered and paid for a ton of food at Mexicola then left before it was bought out. A sensational reverse runner

by Str8rippinpro December 22, 2022

reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.

Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”

by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020