realism

pessimism

Someone: The future will be great.
Me: I believe in realism. What I don't believe is what you just said.

by some hackerman July 30, 2018

Realize the dream

To smoke weed in bed while laying on your back.

(Just woke up, still in bed): "What do you wanna do right now?"

(Roommate): "Let's realize the dream."

by the 420 chick March 13, 2011

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

Reality TV

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.

"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Reality TV

Cheap TV shows designed to get vapid, talentless dimwits to embarrass themselves for the pleasure of terminally-stupid, obese unemployed people. The producers who make these shows are expensively educated and nominally intelligent London, NY or LA-based professional drug addicts who never bother watching their own product because they know it's junk, but have become so cynical they're content in propelling their medium into oblivion.

How can one tolerate 'scripted ' Reality TV?

by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017

reality

The idea that we must see what is real rather than see what we shall see. We must learn to actually exist as a coexisted population rather than split apart for different reasons. We must live together than apart.

Reality is not a cult.

by im_amazing_as_waffles January 22, 2011

Master of Reality

The best game on Well of Souls. You must defeat Omega and get teh boom boom dollars from playing too much Lingo.

Master of Reality is an awesome game, so you should donate $5 to Grand Master Simmen Stenil!!!

by Dr. Yang August 19, 2003