Pushing a Cocoon

Pushing a massive turd the shape of a cocoon to the point of pain.

“OMG I’m pushing a cocoon out of my ass right now!”

by Cocoonpusher69 February 23, 2022

donut pusher

A person who is the "giver" during anal sex... In other words the pitcher, not the catcher.

Look at that donut pusher wearing skinny jeans.

by Black Spartan June 3, 2009

Cushion Pusher

A guy who tries to have sex with a girl that has a little extra "Cushion" on her.

Bro A: Dude check out Jimmy!

Bro B: What?

Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)

by Not a CP November 10, 2010

douchebag pushups

Pushups that are done rapidly and in bad form while waiting for a group exercise class to start. They are mainly performed by men trying to impress girls in the class.

That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.

by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014

dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

cable pusher

A barely closeted middle to +middle aged gentleman, working in an IT capacity. During his more rambunctious escapades, he is known to vigorously "feed cable through ports" and manage "docking stations," usually off hours while sporting nary a shred, except a tool belt. His people skills are generally lacking, yet somehow he is considered to be highly relatable. The cable pusher stereotype is well known on the leather scene (due to the tool belt). Not to be confused with the notably less svelte cable guy, the cable pusher is usually of slender build.

Hey Lance, make sure you invite a couple of cable pushers to the masquerade ball, to help set up the AV "equipment."

by Waples McFabulous September 27, 2017

petal pusher

A petal pusher is a derogatory term used to describe someone from the LGBTQ community. It's a term to describe female to female sexual preference. Pretty much it's the opposite of a fudge packer.

I just found out that my neighbor Karen is a petal Pusher, I saw her making out with her girlfriend while I was walking my dog.

by Lefty the bestie October 16, 2020