plan B

Is other women that a dude has when he feels like the main one he wants is going to reject him.

Person 1: how are you and that one girl you wanted

Person 2: she rejected me so im on plan B.

Person 1: always best to keep a spare but im sorry to here that.

Person 2: its all good now I can show the other girl some attention sense that girl wasted my time.

by MR. RELATIONSHIP SAVER January 28, 2021

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Plan Freeze

Indecisive. Unable to make a decision. Paralyzed by planning.

Hannah - “Okay so we’re going to the beach, at 9 am, maybe 10 am, I’ll drive, we’ll drive, drive the truck, your mom’s truck, so no bike, well yes bike, no bike with a lap top, do your therapy, at your mom’s house, bike down, join us, too hot, you paid for it, enjoy it, get it, great job, plan done.”

Emory - ***inside thought - PLAN PARALYSIS***

Hannah - “Are you alright?”

Emily - “I’ve got plan paralysis.”

Hannah - “What’s that?”

Rory - “Plan Freeze means she can’t make a decision.”

by TheBenAflack July 20, 2022

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Plans Are Optional

proper noun: a decent podcast made by 3 mildly funny, tired and relatable middle aged nerds who struggle with recording equipment, but still make it work.

them: Are you listening to any podcasts right now?

me: Plans Are Optional.

them: Why don't you just say no, instead of trying to sound mysterious?

me, sighing: -_- no, thats the name of a podcast, Plans Are Optional.

by frankieluvsasuke October 28, 2019

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peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does

Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.

by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023

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Plan C

Incase plan A and B don't work you can use Plan C! All you need is a Blowtorch, Bucket, and a rat.

Last night I didn't pull out so I made my girlfriend do Plan C

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

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plan of asnack

plan of asnack (or a-snack)

n.
1. Usually occurring late at night or during periods of whacked-out poo brain, the premeditation and/or scheming of covertly acquiring delicious foodstuffs.

"I'll sneak down to the kitchen,
and on the way, I'll figure out my plan of asnack."

by Professor A. Snack, Ph.D February 22, 2011

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