Rhino Piss

American Beer of lower quality. e.g. Miller Lite.

Barely tolerable, but consumed in large quantities at parties for the sole purpose of getting plastered.

Jack "Hey dude, wanna play a game of pong?"
Steve "Yeah, do we have anything good to play with?"
Jack "Nah, all they got is Rhino Piss."

by Mikey-C December 31, 2009

Super Piss

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

by killer_bonbon! November 9, 2009

Shit/Piss gamer

The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.

John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.

Mike: They were never even aware were they?

John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting

Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure

by Uppgrayyde May 29, 2010

express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

tub piss

mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.

Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.

by white venom October 27, 2011

Mid Piss Shivers

That shiver that runs down your spine mid piss, and throws urine all over the toilet seat.

"Dude, why did you piss all over my toilet seat?"

"Sorry man I had the mid piss shivers."

by Bellabob February 13, 2014

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017