Booze Pig

Booze Pig is the leader and envy of a pack of Booze Hounds. Booze Pig has the all of the qualities of a Booze Hound which are: social competency despite vast booze consumption and the ability to find any reason to booze. These additional qualities are what make a Booze Pig: immunity to hangovers, the ability to turn those around them into Booze Hounds, and the ability to time travel. Booze Pig will lead the Booze Hounds through a night/day of boozing, and be the only one to show up for a fully productive workday on time. They will have no memory of the prior night/day of boozing hence the ability to time travel. Nor will they be hurting from all of the booze. They only time a Booze Pig suffers is if they didn't booze made apparent through shaky hands and complaints about how thirsty they are.

10:00 AM
FNG: "Man, I am hungover today. Feel like shit."
FOG: "Is that why you are late? It's Tuesday! What was the occasion?"
FNG: "Nothing. The Boss invited me and a few other people for dinner. Didn't realize the Boss drinks his dinner! He must be fucked up."
FOG: "Nope, he was here early for a 6:00 AM meeting."

11:00 AM
Boss: "Who are you?"
FNG: "I am the FNG. You invited me over for dinner."
Boss: "I did...? Oh you are?...You should come over again! See you later!" (leaves)
FNG: "Damn, my liver won't survive working here. The Boss is a Booze Pig!"

by Another FNG December 29, 2009

River Pig

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.

by JensyD November 13, 2012

pig toe

A pig toe is the more petite, dainty, and, hence, attractive version of the camel toe.

Her tight thong shows off her little pig toe--nice.

by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

pig-dog

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Why do keep talking to the pig-dogs? They won't understand humans anyway

by Farmer-humanist March 15, 2022

piss pig

A gay man that loves to drink another mans piss.

Brad is such a fucking piss pig. He drank all of my piss last night!

by I am what I am April 26, 2006

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005