PESPH

An individual that is consistently seeking out the pre/post exam shift.

PESPH - Pre Exam Shift Persistance Hunter

PESPH - Post Exam Shift Persistance Hunter

He is such a pesph'! He's persistently on the hunt for a PES.

by PESPH May 4, 2013

Pesky pork chopper

A police helicopter flying and circling overhead

A&B carrying a ladder across a field when A hears and sees it.

"Sh*t, it's a pesky pork chopper!"

"F*ck...get down and don't move"

Also heard in cypress hill song "Dr GreenThumb"

by Knobbyhedgeend August 30, 2013

pessipop

The beverage of choice of pessimists.
Similar to hatorade.

Bob: Whoa, Dave, you been drinking that pessipop?
Dave: Not like it matters, we're all going to die anyway.

by chimmichangaaaaaaas October 8, 2013

Peszko

A polish dish: A potato wrapped in bacon then drenched in vodka.

Damn that Peszko was delicious last night

by dat sexy man October 21, 2013

pesturbator

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

Pescephobe

don't eat any form of seafood or anything considered to live in water or on a beach of any sort.

I am a pescephobe, because I don't eat lobster, fish, or any seafood.

by BeautyWithin July 19, 2015

pesterizing

Pesterizingis simple pestering meaning to bother confused with the non pesterize which means the act of talking when you do not want to be heard. Pesterizing is an incorrect use of English and has never been takn as a real word. Pasteurizing can only mean one thing , slumped jaw which is what happens when fake people try to bring you down.

Fuck you donkey, I mean jackass I don't care if I am pesterizing I looked it up it's not Evan a real word. Jackaaaasss

by oMrDj March 16, 2016