Cole Penguin

To waddle penguin-like, using the motion to juice an orange with the nude buttocks and taint, while another drinks the resulting warm slurry.

Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."

"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"

"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."

by cowboycole May 15, 2025

penguin

an incredibly derogatory term directed at they/she bi girls with mullets

That girl over there is a penguin; stay away from them or she will steal your girlfriend.

by Jadeahhhhhhh March 21, 2022

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022

Queen of Penguins

Someone who exudes confidence, grace, and a sense of leadership within a particular context or group, much like a queen leading her subjects.

In the world of entrepreneurship, she emerged as the queen of penguins, guiding her team with unwavering confidence and strategic vision.

by tubulartarsir December 11, 2023

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020