Parker

A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.

Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!

by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018

Jessica parker

A sexy girl who has no friends

She's so Jessica Parker

by Litfamokay September 20, 2016

parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life

did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016

Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Trey parker

The destroyer of worlds

Trey Parker should die

by Fruks March 31, 2024