chicken or pork

similar to the ink blot test—able to tell if a person is sane. (if they pick pork)

Vape: "If you had to get rid of one: chicken or pork"
Sane person: "pork"

by Jhonny25 May 19, 2022

Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.

"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021

roast pork

Roast pork is slang for fire police

Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."

Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."

by dudestoner2 February 7, 2008

Pulled Pork Handstand

When you do a handstand and get ate out.

Allison was doing a pulled pork handstand then fell and busted her lip.

by QUAVE August 7, 2009

pennsylvania pork roast

An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.

Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.

by saz the cowboy March 1, 2011

Pulled pork

The act a women pulling of a guys dick with her mouth

He got pulled porked

by Smokey 363637 April 24, 2016