One of the dirtiest moves performed during/after sexual intercourse. The Crying Panda requires the man to be on top
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
and have impeccable timing. As the man reaches climax he pulls out, ejaculating on the woman's stomach at which point he positions his rectum over the area her thighs meet. Then simultaneously he relieves his bowels and and punches her in both eyes. If successful the end result will should remind you somewhat of a crying panda.
Hey, is it alright if I sleep with your ex?
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
Yes as long as you give her a crying panda when you're finished.
by NakedMan5000 December 29, 2011
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She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped
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When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.
Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.
by youngcrockett October 27, 2009
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by Paul November 24, 2003
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The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...
Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...
Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine
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