office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.
Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.
by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017
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Res life office

The act of smoking weed residue out of a bowl
John: can you take me to the res life office?

Me: sure I'll go get a bowl
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles February 15, 2016
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office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.
Always knew I could count on you- office pet.
by anonymouslypostedby March 21, 2018
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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going into the office

Meetings and chit-chat till 12:00, pub until 15:00 then "wobbly pool" until 16:30 then home.
I'll be in bed by eight tonight I'm "going into the office" today.
by mokeyknifefight March 10, 2022
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Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.
There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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