I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

Got Pi or Not?

The mathematical equivalent of “Got Milk or Not?” A question that is normally asked by Ah Beng’s and Ah Lian’s—Singapore’s and Malaysia’s young men and women, whose attires and antisocial behaviors make them look like some odds in a sea of evens—to check whether some math courses are worth attending, or some dear math titles are worth buying, especially if they contain an obscene number of challenging questions with few solutions.

With three-odd months left behind bars, Jack, whose ex-gang buddies had repeatedly encouraged him to turn over a new leaf, by attending night math classes, smsed them: “Got Pi or Not?”

by Fasters May 23, 2022

Fuck! Not again!

This is the sound you make when you get Rick rolled for the 30 millionth time.

Never gonna give you up… Fuck! Not again!

by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ January 28, 2022

not by the hair on my chiny chin chin

a famous line from "The Three Little Pigs". also refers in code to a certain female teacher that has more man-hair than most boys in puberty.

Person A: (says) not by the hair on my chiny chin chin
Person A: (begins to rub chin)
Persons B&C: (begin to laugh)

by numanuma324 April 6, 2005

Not Keen

Literally meaning unenthusiastic and unexcited, it is generally used when you don't want to do a certain activity or action.
Use this to completely shut down a person's request. Just continue saying 'Not Keen' to all their plea's, until they get bored and stop bothering you.

OR Friend: Be my wingman at this party, old mate.
Me: No Way! Not Keen.

OR Friend: Pass me my wallet.
Me: Nup, Not Keen.

OR (Rare situation) Friend: Smoke another billy man.
Me: Not Keen.

by Diego November 25, 2003

not dog

Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.

Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"

by Relyt April 23, 2006

not cool man

when someone does something that is not acceptable, "Not cool man!" is usually an appropriate phrase to inform them that what they did was not nice, cool, funny, or tolerated by society, or just you.

Uncool guy: My butt is so awesome....
Cool guy: Not cool man!

by Shiraz rocks mannnn February 3, 2018