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nonclent

To talk to people or figure out what they are saying
What are u talking bout u are being hecca nonclent
by Cat watcher February 25, 2023
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Nonce

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023
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nonconformist

someone who drinks coffee and does all the same things their friend group does
all you have to do to be a nonconformist is to dress like us and act the way we do

dude, you can't be a nonconformist if you don't drink coffee
by epictoilet59 March 23, 2023
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Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
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nonce

g fuck up u fat nonce cunt or ill bash ur fucking head in blud
nigga trynna suck lil tings tits fr. fucking nonce cunt
by niggha nonce April 25, 2023
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nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce
I wonder who he has nonced up
by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023
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nonce

that kid cooper is a nonce
by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023
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