chuck norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best god damn lemon-aid you've ever tasted!
by some_fucker December 13, 2016
Get the chuck norrismug. The opposite of a chick flick; a movie directed mainly towards a masculine audience rather than feminine. They tend to include physics-breaking action sequences, sex, good comedy, less plot than Man of Steel and sex. Not necessarily including Chuck Norris.
Me and my bro stayed up all night watching a bunch of Chuck flicks. It was bloody amazing.
Chuck flicks, making your testicles quadruple in size since 1923.
Chuck flicks, making your testicles quadruple in size since 1923.
by Jon Grey February 13, 2014
Get the Chuck Flickmug. by Dave36 July 28, 2008
Get the Chucked Outmug. When a girl shits in guy's mouth and said guy proceeds to regurgitate onto the girl's chest. Can be used in conjunction with the chili dog
by The King of Games December 14, 2008
Get the Poop Chuckingmug. The greatest kickboxer the world has every known.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
Chuck Norris is not a force of nature; nature is a force of Chuck Norris.
How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?
There can be only 1 Chuck Norris, and then he will
roundhouse kick you in the face, smartass.
by QuantumZ September 27, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could supply the world with energy for the next 2.53 billion years. However, due to the level of danger involved in trying to harness this immense source of energy, scientists have resorted to a safer avenue of research; trying to control the kaboom from thermonuclear weapons. It is also suggested a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick may hold the key to incredible new breakthroughs in propulsion technology.
The Mars Lander did not actually crash on Mars because of a programming mistake... The transporter carrying the lander to the launch site cut Chuck Norris off and he roundhouse kicked the lander *into* Mars. NASA officials are attempting to understand this new form of propulsion. So far there have been no survivors from this dangerous research. NASA is accepting applications at this time.
by Launchpad McQuack May 4, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by Gangsta February 3, 2005
Get the Don't Chuck itmug.