Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.

I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!

by Ned&Bigbone15 January 28, 2016

dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

dutch fag

internet slang that means lowlife.

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup

by RichBorat December 23, 2016

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

dutch seam

During intercourse the female partner shits on the male penis, the male then uses his flaccid penis to smear the poop into the females buttcrack, to a smooth beaded seam.

Mike: Dude I laid the cleanest dutch seam in this Persian "hooker" last night, shoulda been there!

by LayingSeams March 15, 2019

Dutch pocket

An Amish woman’s vagina.

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.

by Blackice417 March 20, 2019