Murch Payphone

A phonecall by a poor ass mutha who you don't want to be talking to.

"Who's calling?"
"Murch Payphone"

by INH.Helios October 16, 2003

mighty morphin office booty

A rear end which has spent numerous hours in an office chair and has slowly begun to take the shape of the chair.

I used to have a nice round back side, but due to my office job I've developed a mighty morphin office booty.

by Tiffeany December 1, 2007

murphy's law

The title of Murphy Lee's album.

Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Morph

The sexual act of simultaneously inserting ones scrotum into a womans vagina while poking her brown eye with yer dick.

During an intense anal sex session, Angie screamed out in passion. " I need more of you !". So, Johnny morphed with her and the union was complete.

Dude, my balls hurt from all that morphing last night.

by Emerson Bigguns December 24, 2007

murphy's law

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.

I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.

by Buttfucked September 7, 2003

dirty murphy

like a dirty o'brien, but using King Edwards

James O'Hanrahan was fresh out of Jersey's, so he improvised the dirty o'brien, as she was a very accommodating chav

by Woolfy January 7, 2005

murphy's law

Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).

by Eldritch September 4, 2003