march 4th

The ONLY date of the julianic calender year that is ALSO a command.

Commander: March 4th you panzies!
Soldier: Actually dude, today is march 6th.
Commander: ...?

by what do i write here? December 6, 2009

The United States Merchant marine Academy

also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.

The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die

by salty seaman April 24, 2006

marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.

Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!

by B-izzle December 24, 2006

march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

March 16

March 16 is international short person awareness day

Hey mike, don't forget to wear blue on March 16 for international short person day

by yyyuuuiiiooopppjjjhhhtttfffsss March 14, 2020

March 31st 2021

The day that Mario is wiped away from existence? Maybe, seems strange of Nintendo to put it right before Aprils Fools day. This is also when Super Mario 3D All-Stars and the Free-To-Play Super Mario Bros 35 will be taken off-sale.

March 31st 2021 of this year is basically the doomsday of Mario

by 88k3 March 11, 2021

March 22 2022

March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.

“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”

by Anonym005 March 1, 2022