Muncher

A type of small fauna-like plant with black jaws and a yellow stem, which is excessively prone to floating in mid-air and dines primarily on plumbers. They may also appear stacked on top of one another in great numbers.

The super plumber leaped from atop his trusty steed to cross the pit, but he met an untimely demise when he struck his head upon a floating muncher.

by Princess Vitriol August 24, 2017

Star Muncher

The act of disguising one's moral beliefs... and sense of smell, manning up, and lowering the mouth device towards another's anus for anal intrusion. The tongue must penetrate the anus (which resembles a star fish)-note: key for the receiver's stimulation - This act can be performed on any creature and in any environment. Best bet...not to disclose this information to any peers under the age of 16 as it will inevitably be misinterpreted as homosexuality and out right disgusting.

Man... I knew Rick ate a ton of pussy in his late teens but c'mon Sandy...Now he's a fuckin' Star Muncher??? He's gonna need a diaper for his upper lip if he wants to graduate on time.

by JayKay215 March 9, 2009

undercover muscle

a term used by a plus-sized individuals to describe the flabbiness on their bodies

That's not fat, that's undercover muscle!

by pillsbury'doh'boy July 20, 2011

cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2019

Regurgitated Cunt Muscle

Either a pantie thief or a person who thinks they are all knowing. Even when Proved Wrong. Also could be an unexpected/unannounced visitor Or children who frequently shit their pants.

I cannot believe that regurgitated Cunt Muscle Knocked on my door without warning, Stole my undies, and shat his pants! What a fucking queef!

by Jonny Obese October 18, 2009

carpet muncher

the pure definition of a Lesbian...

get a load of that carpet muncher!

by salope May 22, 2008

butt muncher

one who partakes of the butt specialties....especially the rectum ring and hershey highway

boy I would like to dive into that rump roast and be a butt muncher

by pooty professors May 23, 2009