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Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010
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furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!
by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018
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Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.
Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."
by awbatman500 May 8, 2014
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Rocking that Moose Knuckle

When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.
“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”
by BNVD502 August 19, 2019
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chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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Yankee moose chase

When an American romantically pursues a Canadian
The border turned into a Yankee moose chase
by Egguard May 13, 2021
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White Moose Café

A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
by RazorEm September 11, 2016
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