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furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!
by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018
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Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
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Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010
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chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.
by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019
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White Moose Café

A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
by RazorEm September 11, 2016
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Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.
I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...
"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"
by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021
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