Mentalate

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.

Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.

by C. Scully August 25, 2008

Mentalpause

To be forgetful. Forgetting a name, place or date during a conversation.

"I'm suffering from mentalpause" "I'm going through mentalpause"

by Detroit Al October 5, 2008

Mentalmemo

hes THAT guy! you know the one who when your doing something important just screws everything up and at the most uneeded time. like when your playing worms.....and your setting up a saftey girder and then BAM he kamikazis your ass...

Oh god mentalmemo' being that guy

by mentalmemo March 27, 2009

mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009

Mentally Wed

The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.

Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?

by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Mentalgasm

The high you attain upon completing Mental Masturbation

I just had a mentalgasm doing abstract algebra

by zippadeedoodaa September 12, 2010

Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.

When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."

by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011