he's a model

when someone (usually your man/your man who's not actually your man) looks so good, they literally are a model.
a term for a guy whom is so attractive and good looking, they look like a model.

friend 1: "damn, who's that?"
friend 2: "he my mans, he's a model"
F1: "he's a model??"
F2: "i mean, he's actually not but you know what i mean"
F1: "okay, he's a model"

by tu_luna July 9, 2018

america's next top model

-Reality show hosted by African American supermodel Tyra Banks which airs on UPN where females aged 17-30 audition for a chance to be a model and get a contract with make-up company CoverGirl.

-Contestants audition throughout several cities like American Idol and based on looks and some tests like how they walk, some are selected to the show.

-Final contestants live together for a couple months and travel to places, sometimes internationally to perform model shoots which each have some special stipulation ie you have to pose with a tarantula on you, you have to pose nude.

-Each week the contestants pictures taken that week are judged and usually one person is eliminated who "doesn't seem to be model material."

-Goes by the term "cycle" instead of "season" like most TV shows.

-Previous winners so far have been...
Cycle 1:Adrienne Curry
Cycle 2:Yoanna House
Cycle 3:Eva Pigford
Cycle 4:Naima mora

Ex. Some of the judges on America's Next Top Model are even more blunt about what they think of the would-be model contestants than Simon Cowell is with singer would-bes on American Idol.

by LoganLesnarMarvel September 5, 2005

Midget Blood

A female who has extremeties that resembles that of ones that belong to a midget. (A regular female with a percentage of dwarfism)

Damn that bitch is thick! Yeah but she got a little Midget Blood in her, you see them stumpy ass legs and normal torso.

by Ptown Beatdown April 25, 2009

à la mode

a) Fashionable; in the current style or fashion.

b) (US) Served with ice cream.

"we served the apple pie à la mode"

by Devilwymyn October 1, 2011

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Bitch Mode

When a girl is constantly mad and she appears to have the same qualities as if she were to be on her period 24/7. Thus creating and aurora of anger and torment and complete frustration in and around everyone who becomes involved with her. Bitch can affect the mind and make people want to kill you lol.

Girls who get mad at everything- Bitch Mode.

by Jordan Beverly June 20, 2011

teacup mode

An uncommon, solitary, sexual position where a man's penis is passed between his legs and inserted into his own anus, making his body topologically equivalent to a teacup or any other solid geometric shape with a ring attached to it. Generally used to convey the extreme undesirability of a task or situation.

Tom: "Would you believe it? My girlfriend and her family decided to surprise me at home on my birthday, just when I was going doggy style on that other chick Laura."

Harry: "Ouch! I bet you would have rather spent a whole day in teacup mode!"

by obs-r-us July 20, 2008