White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Mischief Managed

Phrase used to 'close' the Marauders Map, making it blank and causing it to appear as a normal piece of parchment until the words "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" are spoken, which activate it. (Part of the Harry Potter book series)

"As Sirius Black noticed Snivellus Snape come around the corner, he cried 'Mischief Managed' and the Marauders Map became blank."

by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017

Mister Rogers

One of the most awesome people ever to grace television in the history of the medium.

Presbyterian minister who married his college sweetheart for 50 years.

Mister Rogers is a true gentleman. The realization of class.

by sdf January 24, 2005

bible of misogyny, 7:14

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

bible of misogyny, 7:14 is a verse that states

“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen”

—“I was simping over this girl and she ghosted me for no reason”
-“bro that’s verse 7:14 in the Bible of misogyny it means simping and still being left on read”
She belongs to the streets

by TazerQ June 27, 2020

Mister Wizard

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

missing fish

the satisfying, yet annoying drip of pre-cum (or post-cum in this case) that dribbles out the end of your member about an hour after a wank, onto a pair of unsuspecting boxer shorts. results in a mildly uncomfortable, cold, sticky feeling in your pants. Apparently cleans you urethra of any leftover sperm.

fuck man, just got the missing fish from that wank i had an hour ago, and these are clean boxers.

by aldo1987 April 22, 2008

Mississippi meat hawk

The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.

Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?

Sally: No! What happened?

Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011