A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.
My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.
I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.
Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.
Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008
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by SleeperInTheFire March 22, 2005
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A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
Get the claw machine mug.If you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.
by G.Baker December 9, 2008
Get the Machine mug.Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
by Nettled February 2, 2004
Get the sass machine mug.Hispanic-Mexican slang - The word machismo ultimately boils down to a man who is beating his chest behaving as brash and arrogant as possible while really coming off as a cocky jerk of limited manners. This kind of man is not revered by women with a high IQ. It can be used as an indirect way to delivery a back-handed complement (double meaning) to a self absorbed man-boy who doesn't understand the current accepted meaning of the word (jerk) and doesn't want to believe he is not a nice guy, but is really just a jerk.
1. The supervisor's demeaning rudeness was unbelievable. After he left the office, one of the girls stupidly tried to defend him by saying that's just his machismo talking - he didn't mean it.
2. "Wow, He thinks machismo is a complement - but he doesn't understand that it means he's a jerk."
2. "Wow, He thinks machismo is a complement - but he doesn't understand that it means he's a jerk."
by Lilith Noble December 28, 2014
Get the Machismo mug.1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 20, 2006
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