monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Coke Slut Master

A coke slut master is a person usually male who has learned and mastered the art of administering cocaine to fulfil his sexual fantasies.

Johnathan is a coke slut master, he coerced those females into that orgy really quickly.

by The Kaneda Show February 15, 2009

Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

bass master

one who has the abillity to concure bass in any lake without being in a touniment. it is simply just having the skill to find and catch bass without fish finders or high tech gear, just instinct and a good rod, reel and knowing what lures to use to go with it. really if you love bass fishing that much that it makes you happy then you truly are a bass master

look at that lunker earl caught, he truly is a bass master

by david the bravid August 23, 2005

master

one with dominion over the application of their mind

MLVR - "I post as a master."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012

mashed potato convention

Telling some one about a mashed potato convention Will instantly make them think "Who the fuck would take the time to set up a mashed potato convention". Then upon Explaining it to them will increasingly want to go. The need to go will become so strong that when they figure out there is no mashed potato convention they are very depressed.

you: Hey have you heard about the Mashed potato convention coming up?

Friend: No theres no such thing as a mashed potato convention.

You: yeh there is theres over 89 mash potato flavors plus a king of the potato contest were you get to try all the mashed potato.

Friend: Really that sounds so fucking dumb but i really want to go to this were is it?

You theres no mashed potato convention you retard.

by Jason Rodd May 5, 2011

Master Chiefing

Smoking so much weed, that you are prone to passing out.

Last night me and a buddy were totally Master Chiefing when we hit that bong.

by helllloooooo June 23, 2011