Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

march madness

A tradition that takes place in, you guessed it - march! The tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time. March Madness is a time to get to know yourself. Physically for the most part but that doesn't mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)

Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.

Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)

1)Who's your picks for March Madness??
-It's me man. Just me.

2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.

by d fucking jones March 2, 2009

March challenge

A game which starts on the 1st of march every year, in which on the 1st of march, all contestants must have one wank, on the second 2 wanks, and so on. The winner is the last person to be still participating.

"my cocks covered in blisters"
"well thats the cost of winning the march challenge"
or
"i'll be five minutes late to next lesson - gotta keep in the march challenge"

by llcoolj2344 February 17, 2009

March 23rd

The day where the crack heads are born. The ones that your mom warned you about. The craziest one at parties. The one to hooks up with their friends then regrets it. And a dumb bitch indeed

OMG, it’s March 23rd you know we getting lit today.

by Miki October 17, 2019

March 2

The day where you can skip skewl, get fat, and be kewl, because no one will judge you for no reason at all

Mom:Get ready for school
Daughter:But it's March 2nd
Mom:K

by Uraka November 14, 2019