Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

Mud chigger

Mud chigger - When a mud cricket and a glitter chigger reproduce .

Oh look. The glitter chigger and mud cricket reproduced another mud chigger. Here we go again.

by Backwoods barbie 81 September 5, 2019

Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)

Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.

by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017

Packin` Mud

The act of having anal sex with your partner.

" ...yeah Martha and I decided to change it up last night and do the Packin` Mud routine"

by RdHogg June 1, 2017