furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018

Rocking that Moose Knuckle

When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.

“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”

by BNVD502 August 19, 2019

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Yankee moose chase

When an American romantically pursues a Canadian

The border turned into a Yankee moose chase

by Egguard May 13, 2021

Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.

After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!

by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010

Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.

Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>

by TyPel911 January 26, 2022

Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021