Midnight Hammer

In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.

After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!

by Quailz June 22, 2025

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Midnight

An awesome owner of PrimeRP with Badger

Badger: You know Midnight is owner?
RDMer: Ear rapes

by FakeJoke November 17, 2019

midnight bay

This is a drink that contains 2 oz. of vodka, 3 oz. of cranberry juice and 6 oz. of Dr. Pepper. It is related to the Cape Codder, bay breeze and sea breeze.

Hey, go mix me a Midnight Bay

by midnightelfs February 27, 2010

Midnight Accounting

1. Changing the books to hide shit.

2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.

3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.

4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.

1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.

2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?

by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

Midnight

Night is a quiet time where all the hurting stops, where you enter your dream world. Finally your parents stop fighting and don't hurt you anymore. It is finally peace. Dreams are a better world where the problems stop at the door. You can sleep in peace now. It's Midnight.

It is midnight! It is finally quiet.

by anonymous May 11, 2021