P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

miffed

miffed, to be annoyed or umm, bummed off.
miffed is a simaliar word to peeved, but miffed is better.

im bloody miffed, no frubes left
im miffed that miffed is already on here

by miffed :) June 2, 2009

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

MIFF

Man I'm Fucking Funny. Often said if one makes a joke that no one else thinks is funny, but it is rather clever and witty.

Person 1: "I'm so tired, I wish I could lie down on some grass"
Person 2: "Ask Jacob, he's probably got some grass in his drawer."
Person 1 - not impressed -
Person 2: MIFF

by Riow March 28, 2009

MILF

MILF Miner I'd Like Freed. Came to use after the Chilean Miner Rescues.

MILF miner I'd Like freed

by VerifiedLiberal October 15, 2010

milf

The act of me vigorously banging jacobs mum after saying i wanted to

Yeah i tapped rachel shes a total milf oi and i tapped that ass!!!! :))))

by RachelReid September 21, 2016