METROSEXUAL

There are many misconceptions that exist in our society regarding the metrosexual male. The term, metrosexual, describes a fad and is not a social status. A metrosexual male is an individual who believes that wearing tight designer clothing gives him social status. Contrary to popular beliefs, many metrosexuals that emulate this style are living at the poverty level or with their parents. In fact, many metrosexuals are financially dependent and barely have a high school education. As a result, a lot of the metrosexuals work at menial jobs (e.g. waiter, cubical worker, and customer service representative). In addition, many overdress for the type of labor that they do, which can give others a false impression of sophistication and success. Sophistication is a word that is commonly misused by the laymen. This word describes an individual, who is well-educated, worldly, refined, cultured, and of high social status. Therefore, being sophisticated does not mean wearing tight designer clothing, drinking martinis, carrying a laptop, drinking lattes, going to upscale nightclubs, working out, plucking ones eyebrows, etc. Again, I want to emphasize and clarify that anyone can follow the metrosexual trend, but not everyone is sophisticated.

metrosexual metro,sophisticated, faggot

by Paul Weber Ph.D/ J.D. December 31, 2005

Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.

if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...

by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007

metropolitan police

The DC Police department

That's the MEtropolitan Police station over there

by Bruh_9669 May 12, 2015

metrosexual

A man who has tendencies of a woman. Takes care of his appearance and loves to go shopping. Has more girl friends than guy friends. Very independent and really doesn't need a girl to be happy because he is already happy with himself.

my friend brett morgan is veeeerry metro.

by Lisa January 29, 2005

queens metropolitan high school

high school where white people from forest hills go to because forest hills high school is too ghetto in queens metropolitan the majority of stdents come from russell sage jhs 190 one good thing about queens metro is the girls that go there are really pretty queens metroploting high school is located one block away from metropolitan ave. the chilling spot after school is either wendys or mc donalds

friend 1 - yo mahh nigga when you coming to queens metropolitan high school?

friend 2 - Daammm bro i might be there until next year cause im stuck in ghetto forest hills hs ........

by urfavoriteparce January 2, 2012

matron

An exclamation that usually follows a double-entendre, as a way of showing that the author is aware of making said double-entendre. Derived from the 'Carry on' series of films.

"I can't wait to get my hands on her cherry tarts. Matron!"

by mat-huss April 15, 2008

Melrose, MA

Melrose is located about twenty miles north of Boston. Traditionally, it was built for the rich doctors who lived in huge houses in the suburbs and took the train into Boston. Today, it is better known as "the Dirty Rose." People in Melrose never leave the couple mile radius, which is weird when you get to the fourth generation of a family. The girls are 90-pound hollister/abercrombie wearing sluts who all look the exact same and follow around the boys. The guys are all man whores who think they're t. If you're from Melrose, odds are you are either an alcoholic, smoke weed regularly, or a pyrotechnic. You may also have some fascination with graffiti.

Melrose, MA has the third highest drug problem in Massachusetts

by Another Melrose Whore March 15, 2009