Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

Meat Yeet

Semen

Oh fuck, here comes the meat yeet!

by Meateryeeter October 21, 2018

meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.

'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"

by Darius McCloud December 13, 2018

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019

Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.

Calm down meat head johnson.

by Fat head boy April 15, 2019