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The Most awful Faggot ass Twink you will ever meet yet also the most funny skittle pack, everyone needs atleast one Luke in their friend group. P.S don't say luke i am your father you will be terminated by the Luke
"Dude, Luke Our stupid English teacher went too damn deep"

Luke:"Deep into what? your mother? surely not as deep as i go on a nightly basis"
Luke by Eliminator December 10, 2024
A belief that anything with gears is AI.
Person 1: You're sewing machine is sooo Luke!! Omg.

Person 2: hey thanks man. You're so awesum.
Luke by Liyliy$wag December 18, 2024
there goes "luke"
Luke by kind4rw0rld March 28, 2025
Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
Luke by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
Luke by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!