got you last no returns

A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.

As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.

Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.

by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

nice guys finish last

an awesome green day song that is true punk in nature; the premise of the song (probably the most truthful thing I ever heard) is that just because your a nice guy and treat the women great, doesnt (usually) means you wont get anything in return (since women only care about money/looks/power)

Oh, nice guys finish last,
When you are the outcast,
Don't pat youself on the back,
You might break your spine

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

nice guys finish last

A phrase used by delusional men referred to as “nice guys” that believe they are entitled to sex because they are “nice” unlike so-called “douchebags”. In reality these men are shallow and toxic.

Man: “Ugh, I opened a door for her and said hi, and she won’t even suck my dick? What a stupid fucking slut bitch. I guess nice guys finish last.

by creativename24 May 30, 2018

Fermat’s Last Theorem

Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.

A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.

by MathPlus February 13, 2018

The last of us 2

A game that many people hated because of a character dying. I enjoyed the game tho

Person 1: Man I hate the last of us 2 because they killed that one guy

Me: I like the game it’s pretty good

by BallerPax December 3, 2021

Undertale last breath

it is basically the undertale sans fight but 10000 times more hell

Person 1: Hey have you finished the sans fight
Person: No, but I have finished Undertale last breath
Person 1: IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TOO HARD TO BEAT

by reaper sanesss December 27, 2020

Obama's Last Name

Obama (Obama) (real) (gone wrong) Calling Obama's last name at 3AM (Barack Obama shows up with Sussy Imposter) (DO NOT TRY AT HOME)

Obama's last name is: This word has been censored for safety purposes.
That is Obama's last name!

by realobama April 12, 2021