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donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018
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Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.
Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat
by NZAP 9041 November 23, 2011
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polack knock

like a "ding dong ditch" but instead of ringing the doorbell and running away before a resident answers the door, the "polack" knocks on the the door and waits for the resident to see him/her, before running away to hide, laugh, etc.
Don't get me wrong, I like pranks as much as the next guy, but Danny's going to find himself in hot water if he keeps it up with this polack knock thing.
by tired of sex entries April 23, 2010
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knocked out

When a person loses conciuessness ( yes i cant spell that)
Due to a accident such as being run over by a car, Hit with a metal pipe, Getting in a fight with someone who would other wise have killed you had your girlfriend not stepped in.
mitchell:" and stay down sucka!"
Your girlfriend:"please stop!
mitchell:"fine.. You got lucky today fool! Remember who knocked out you!'
by koliunaojfhakf July 2, 2006
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knock it

to have hardcore sex
I need to go to the crib and knock it with that hoe Karen
by nevasboy February 28, 2004
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knock-out

when having sex, you go for at least three rounds that are at least 30 minutes long and you don't cum until the the third or later round
round one=no cum, round two=no cum, round three=cum and KNOCK-OUT
by Wizzard the Juggalo December 11, 2010
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cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
by calweycn January 3, 2009
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