by The royal Gorge September 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Kevin mug.The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).
"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
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by NUMBA 1 WOLVES FAN!! May 8, 2003
Get the Kevin Garnett mug.1. A rapper
2. Another way to say that you ate the booty without everybody knowing what you are talking about.
2. Another way to say that you ate the booty without everybody knowing what you are talking about.
Jack: So hey, how'd it go with Maxine last night?
Bill: Oh man, it was a total Kevin Gates!
Jack: Wow, good for you man!
Bystander: What did he just say? What does he mean by a Kevin Gates?
Other bystander: Ay I don't know, I thought Kevin Gates was a rapper.
Bill: Oh man, it was a total Kevin Gates!
Jack: Wow, good for you man!
Bystander: What did he just say? What does he mean by a Kevin Gates?
Other bystander: Ay I don't know, I thought Kevin Gates was a rapper.
by Icy Wyte July 3, 2022
Get the Kevin Gates mug.A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.
by kevando June 20, 2009
Get the Kevin mug.The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
Get the Kevin Jonas Syndrome mug.A very cute,smart, and talented guy who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with but most of the time he is in a relationship so girls call him a great catch and try to make him come to them; seeing to how he doesn't cheat on his girl guys tend 2 call him a "simp"
by lilSHOWTIME3 October 24, 2009
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