moose knuckle 

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

moose knuckle by danny January 13, 2004

brown knuckle sandwich

five fingers clenched right up Uranus....

clench your buttocks tight, the big brown one is coming right up!

brown knuckle sandwich by Corfy josie April 27, 2006

beef knuckle beat down 

to have sex

Remember that girl from biology class? I totally gave her the ol' beef knuckle beat down.

beef knuckle beat down by long strongrod December 8, 2010

10 Knuckle Shuffle 

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!

10 Knuckle Shuffle by MOCO & P-Phat March 26, 2012

Moose Knuckle 

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

Moose Knuckle by Sfhhgdcvhj March 12, 2019

Punching the Knuckle Clock 

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...

The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..

Punching the Knuckle Clock by Thedude78 September 4, 2012

moose knuckle 

the male version of a camel toe

When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.

moose knuckle by Mscameltoe February 8, 2010