julia hanson

Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.

"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."

by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018

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Julia

Julia is a gem, a reflection of the zeitgeist, if you aint mandem you can’t reach her. She never left guys unread she left them on read.

Also sus, griefer, crackhead, run 10 km and do 100 pushups every day.

„Hey, did Julia respons to you since last week?”
„Nah bruh but I saw her running 10 km and doing 100 pushups this morning”

by juleczkaproelo November 22, 2021

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Julia Ju

my love, the most beautiful girl in the world, the most talented piano player, my lovely girlfriend, my world.

"You (Julia Ju) have all my love."

by Elelelel August 11, 2012

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Julia Jorgenson

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

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