hand jamming

The stroking of ones genitals using your hands; masturbating; flogging the dolphin; choking the chicken; jaggin off; sweeping the chimmney;

Hey man, what did you do last night? Oh, not too much.. Just stayed up all night hand jamming...

by Hand Jammer May 25, 2010

jammiez

a wonderful snack that consists of a shotglass full of jam (preferably smuckers). it is a snack that is intended to be eaten in excess, with your friends, and possibly the cartoon giraffe mascot. the best flavors are LOLerberries, Sk8r-Graper, and G2GTurkwize. if an adult questions what you are whilst mid-jammie fest, go batshit insane on their uncool asses.

Dad: what the fuck is going on in here?
Cool ten-year-olds: FUCK YOU DAD! we're having some fucking jammiez, go outside and mow the fucking lawn.
*proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars*
Cool ten-year-olds: HAHAHAHA you can't have any fucking Jammiez dad, 'cuz you're old and lame and you're fucking dead, you cocksucker.

Cartoon Giraffe: WTF, how can I eat jammiez when my arms can't reach my mouth

by Jammieman November 10, 2008

Jimming

To Jim is to eat too much trail mix or similar high-protein roughage to the point where it destroys your abdominal lining, forcing you to go to the hospital.

Hey son, don't go Jimming all your trail mix now, we still have a few more miles to hike!

by mr. hiker June 10, 2011

Jasmine

Jasmine is a hoe when it comes to relationships. Even though her boyfriend is loyal as fuck, she treats them like shit. Jasmine has a dark side that no one has seen but only comes out when she is with her friends. Jasmines are mostly smart, fine, and great in bed.

Jasmines are heartless thots with no real feelings for anyone. If you ever meet a Jasmine, piss in he cereal.

Dude #1: Jasmine is a real thot
Dude #2: yes and a bitch, hoe , slut, asshole, and a dumbass.

by Yemsoamvirmcosmspc June 21, 2019

Jasmine is a Simp

Jasmine is a Simp

"Jasmine is a Simp for Max" "what a simp, Who?, Jasmine"

by Graham de Grant October 18, 2020

jasmin

The only person that can own Ron. She is very tall, and she can own anything that she wants. She is also known as the
green giant, the pwner of pwn, the owner of own, and the "True Master of Ownage." She knows over 7 types of martial arts, and has mastered them to the degree that she teaches her sensei new moves. Her only weakness: Chuck Norris.

Ron: omg it's her! run!!!
Jasmin: JASMIN ANGRY! JASMIN PWN!
Ron: NOOOOOOOOO!

by Material July 16, 2008

jamming

To move or work fast, as in a restaurant.

Man! 8:00 we got 3 dueces and 6 4-tops. We were jamming! Then we got 4 more tables and we were in the weeds.

by jmarcv June 11, 2009