jammiez 

a wonderful snack that consists of a shotglass full of jam (preferably smuckers). it is a snack that is intended to be eaten in excess, with your friends, and possibly the cartoon giraffe mascot. the best flavors are LOLerberries, Sk8r-Graper, and G2GTurkwize. if an adult questions what you are whilst mid-jammie fest, go batshit insane on their uncool asses.

Dad: what the fuck is going on in here?
Cool ten-year-olds: FUCK YOU DAD! we're having some fucking jammiez, go outside and mow the fucking lawn.
*proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars*
Cool ten-year-olds: HAHAHAHA you can't have any fucking Jammiez dad, 'cuz you're old and lame and you're fucking dead, you cocksucker.

Cartoon Giraffe: WTF, how can I eat jammiez when my arms can't reach my mouth

jammiez by Jammieman November 10, 2008

Jammiez 

The act of being in possession of as opposed to not being in possession of a type of word that is in high definition synonymous of the word “Jammiez”

Broooooooo, you just hit a double reset! You definitely got the jammiez!

Oooooooooo, he just missed an open net… that homie’s jammieless

Jammiez by Tynomiter September 14, 2023

Lamby Jammies 

Lamby jammies are when you're wearing something extremely comfortable pajamas, but they expose a lot on your body. Lamby jammies are worn at the worse times, like when an unexpected guess enters your house and sees you in your short shorts and croptop. Lamby jammies are worn in the worst times possible, therefore you *sheepishly* want to go through a hole and die.

"Go get some breakfast downstairs," said Ellie.

"Are you kidding?! My friends just entered the house! I don't want to be seen in my lamby jammies," I said.

"Whatever." Ellie replied.

Lamby Jammies by Silly_Flamingo June 13, 2016

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

nut in my jammies

you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎

“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies”

nut in my jammies by nutinmyjammies February 25, 2019

wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

wank jammies by koko October 31, 2004

jammie

Handgun, gun, pistol.

Yo, don't point that jammie at me.

jammie by Bigup July 20, 2008