a wonderful snack that consists of a shotglass full of jam (preferably smuckers). it is a snack that is intended to be eaten in excess, with your friends, and possibly the cartoon giraffe mascot. the best flavors are LOLerberries, Sk8r-Graper, and G2GTurkwize. if an adult questions what you are whilst mid-jammie fest, go batshit insane on their uncool asses.
Dad: what the fuck is going on in here?
Cool ten-year-olds: FUCK YOU DAD! we're having some fucking jammiez, go outside and mow the fucking lawn.
*proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars*
Cool ten-year-olds: HAHAHAHA you can't have any fucking Jammiez dad, 'cuz you're old and lame and you're fucking dead, you cocksucker.
Cartoon Giraffe: WTF, how can I eat jammiez when my arms can't reach my mouth
Cool ten-year-olds: FUCK YOU DAD! we're having some fucking jammiez, go outside and mow the fucking lawn.
*proceed to hurt dad, and throw ninja stars*
Cool ten-year-olds: HAHAHAHA you can't have any fucking Jammiez dad, 'cuz you're old and lame and you're fucking dead, you cocksucker.
Cartoon Giraffe: WTF, how can I eat jammiez when my arms can't reach my mouth
by Jammieman November 16, 2006
The act of being in possession of as opposed to not being in possession of a type of word that is in high definition synonymous of the word “Jammiez”
Broooooooo, you just hit a double reset! You definitely got the jammiez!
Oooooooooo, he just missed an open net… that homie’s jammieless
Oooooooooo, he just missed an open net… that homie’s jammieless
by Tynomiter September 15, 2023