Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017

Wad-In-A-Bowl

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.

George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.

by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018

omlete in a hole

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.

Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

by Ifukdurmother May 22, 2018

Crack In A Cup

Coffee or a heavily caffeinated drink that give large bursts of energy, commonly used in areas of incarceration.

Homie 1: "Ayo bruh whatchu drinkin'?"
Homie 2: "Man I'm gettin' my expresso on dawg."
Homie 1: "Nah fuck that man, you drinkin' that crack in a cup."
Homie 2: "man you trippin bro..."

by Lin-axepkheat May 15, 2019

Salmon in a bucket

The act of shoving a fish up a girl's ass and trying to scoop it out with your massive horse cock

Ayo I told Suzie to come over and play Salmon in a bucket.

by Terry sandwitch November 19, 2020

crying in a cool way

A scene from the Late Late Show where Harry Styles did carpool karaoke with the host James Corden and after the song 'Sign of the Times'... Go watch it on youtube

Harold Edward Styles: "It makes me cry preforming it sometimes
James: "Does it?!"
Harold Edward Styles: "Yeah its actually quite emotional"
James: "Do find it emotional because of the meaning of the song?"
Harold Edward Styles: "In like a- In like a cool way😎"
crying in a cool way

by slut for 1d November 26, 2020

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021