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Hoopered

When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
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Hooeymagoo

A word to use when you don’t know or don’t remember what the name is called.
Like the thingamabob.
Person 1: Hey can you hand me the hooeymagoo?
Person 2: you mean the fucking mug you got from urban dictionary
by Lazylime May 17, 2023
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Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men
I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel
by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023
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hoop.angel

A being sent from the heavens all the way to hell. Don't let his name fool you as it's stated hoop. "Angel". This being most commonly seen as a lucifer has one of the strongest abilities know to man. And that is... throwing x182 times as hot as the sun. Honeybuns to homeless people..
Person 1: Yo I found this tiktok account that seems so crazy!

Person 2:Oh yeah, what's the username?

Person 1:it's like hoop.angel or something but it's probably just a fake thing lol.

Person 2:Y-y-yeah.. fake.. right..

Person 1: You alright? It's fake right?

Person 2: .....

Person 1: Right?...

Person 2: .........

Person 1: RIGHT??!?!!
by fart saber November 25, 2023
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hoopdaphobia

hoopdaphobia- the fear of capital letters most often times spelt all lowercase.
person 1 - I have hoopdaphobia

person 2- damn
by hjugfu yg the 3rd April 24, 2024
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hoop

A slang term used by folk in Dallas meaning to fight or “bump”
Ay nigga we can meet up and hoop whatever yhu on bih
by laasn4il June 7, 2024
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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