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ho-tourage

An entourage of hoes; A large gathering of slutty women. A group of females with loose morals tending to gather around groups of college to retirement age males with a bar tab. Will give sexual favors in exchange for for alcoholic beverages. Takes hours to get ready with the end result of looking like a hooker. Dramatic situations are a necessity. Must involve 4 or more women.
"Look at that ho-tourage!"

"I'm gonna' get some action from that ho-tourage"

"That ho-tourage is whoring it up over there, check it out."

"That ho-tourage is swarming that rich guy."

"So which member of the ho-tourage are you taking home tonight?"
by ThatGuy888 July 22, 2009
mugGet the ho-touragemug.

Mary Ho

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.
That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.
by lie4eil October 21, 2017
mugGet the Mary Homug.

Ho Dispensary

I'm thinkin' of hittin' da club and maybe later payin' a visit to the ole ho dispensary.
by vfuzz March 6, 2019
mugGet the Ho Dispensarymug.

ho-up

like a glow-up, but instead of glowing up to become a hotter & better person, someone glows up to become a ho, therefore hoeing-up
Everyone expected Sara to glow-up during sophomore year, but were surprised when she had a ho-up instead and started wearing bikinis as shirts during the winter.
by joebidennn March 8, 2018
mugGet the ho-upmug.

Mashin’ Ho

Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.
Rachel is my mashin’ ho.

This party is full of mashin’ hos.

Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
mugGet the Mashin’ Homug.

Random Ho

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.
by jakkstr October 14, 2013
mugGet the Random Homug.

Dinner Ho

A woman who goes on a date with someone in order to be treated to a free meal.
She been on three first dates this week, that girl's a dinner ho.
by Stevebo0124 September 13, 2018
mugGet the Dinner Homug.

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