i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

have fun flipping burgers

Said seriously or jokingly on forums when someone is doing poorly in school and notifies others of it, even for slight failures that will obviously not have a big impact on their education, such as a 3.9 GPA.

"I just got an 80 on an AP physics test..."

"Lmfao have fun flipping burgers."

by TheGreatShuriko November 15, 2009

i will DL and have a look

The process of downloading, and having a look.

It is quickly becoming the new standard of the internet. Many who have downloaded, forget to look.

Derived from empornium.

kallazz: I will DL and have a look.
ThongGoblin: Apparently he'll download and have a look.
hancomp: Hey kallazz...did you DL and have a look?

by flipz February 14, 2005

Have you met Ted?

An introductory technique initiated by a single person's Wingman, first seen in the CBS Comedy "How I Met Your Mother". The Wingman gains the attention of a prospective partner for their friend, by tapping them on the shoulder, and then stating only the line "Haaaaave you met Ted?" (substituting the name of "Ted", the main protagonist of the show, with the name of the single person), and then walking away, leaving the newly acquainted pair to continue a conversation. This technique is often done to the dismay of the single person.

*Wingman Taps random on the Shoulder*
"Have you met Ted?"
Random: "No, I haven't---"
Wingman walks away.
Ted: "Hi, I'm Ted"
Random: "Hi, I'm Cindi".

by iZach October 22, 2009

have the day you deserve

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

by Kikzfreak June 1, 2023

I have to drop a Boesch

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

by I've been Boesch'ed May 8, 2009

Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet

Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous

by Popo water bottle June 1, 2023