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Hoosexual 

bisexual, pansexual, no your hoosexual!!
Hoosexual by Victory14 October 11, 2020

Homersexual

A person who finds the most attractive qualities for a man to have is obesity, baldness and odd skin color (especially yellow).
Marge is a homersexual
Homersexual by Tiitie guy April 1, 2015

Hoesexual 

A person whose love interest is a married man/woman
My sister is in love with a married man, so that makes her hoesexual.
Hoesexual by SteelersMom90 August 11, 2018

Hamonsexual 

A fan of the manga/anime series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" who prefers the Hamon-based combat of the first two parts Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency over the stand-based combat of part 3 and onward. Despite part 3 and 4's objective superiority over everything that came before, Hamonsexuals are mostly unable to enjoy Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable to the extent of most other fans.
Charlie is a very brave man. It must have been hard for him to come out as Hamonsexual.
Hamonsexual by Argentenuem October 7, 2021

hokasexual 

A person who wears Hoka brand running shoes not based on a medical requirement as corrective shoes, but they have the mistaken belief they look attractive to the opposite sex
Oh look that’s guys got Hokas and ankle high compression socks running like a wanker……..he’s a hokasexual

hobosexual 

A term used to describe someone (usually a gay male) who is attracted to men who look kind of like hobos. The description of a 'hobo' here are men that are usually skinny, hairy, and have beards / heavy facial hair.

Although someone may call a female a hobosexual, it is generally used for someone who is male and gay. It is not an insult, but more of just a word to describe a person.
Robert: That guy is so attractive.
Gabrielle: Ugh ew, no. You are such a hobosexual.
hobosexual by hatboxghost August 17, 2009